Ethan Farmer (person) Description Absolute fucking idiot. History Born in England, grew up in Australia. Has a brother who has been described as a ‘stumpy-footed culinary t-rex’ Notes Was responsible for bringing the food-harvesting dough-bag known as Murray into Australia.

Ethan’s House Layout The layout is awful. Decor is like having your eyes jabbed. Wallpaper smells of guff. Features Horrid decor Home to the fat lard-bucket Murray Often occupied by the greyhound known as Samantha